"You stopped a live one today, honey. I’m an international cougar!"
Omg my tv cougar queen
In my experience in driving extensively in Florida this past week, my take away is that you mother fucking Floridians do not know how to use your directionals.
The fuck is a fucking directional you mean a fucking blinker or what the fuck
"… Not even water?"
Non-Muslim proverb during Ramadan (via lenaris)